Toddlers Are A**holes - Bunmi Laditan

Toddlers Are A**holes

By Bunmi Laditan

  • Release Date: 2015-04-07
  • Genre: Humor
Score: 5
From 100 Ratings


Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period.

Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief—along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault." Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside." Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine.").

Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent-to-tired-parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.


  • Absolutely truthfully hysterical!

    By Salute61
    Best read in a very long time. I love how Bunmi tells it like it truly is, but in a very funny way! LOVE her writing! Highly recommend!!!
  • Best $1.99 I've ever spent

    By RKGarringer
    I LOVED this book and how real it was. As a mom of 2 boys ages 2&5 I relate so much to everything she said.
  • Couldn't stop laughing

    By Brandimonsterr
    This book was absolutely the funnies thing and so truthful. It had me laughing from page one. You won't be disappointed reading this. But be warned that you will be so glued to the book you may not even realize your suppose to be doing other things than reading. It's so funny. Highly recommended! 💜
  • Hilarious

    By harrypotteuk
    This is could quite possibly be the funniest thing I have ever read. I was literally laughing out loud the entire time. A great read for parents of toddlers! Honestly this book ranks up there amongst famous comedy specials when it comes to how entertaining it was and how much I laughed!
  • Hilarious and spot on!

    By Pupdady
    Loved this! We all know this stuff happens, but it's even funnier to read it!