Bed and Breakfast and Murder - Patti Larsen

Bed and Breakfast and Murder

By Patti Larsen

  • Release Date: 2017-01-29
  • Genre: Mysteries & Thrillers
Score: 4.5
From 673 Ratings


A Poo Poo Kind of Morning

I tried not to look down the mouth of hell staring back at me from inside the glaringly pristine outer ceramic shell of the white throne, my throat catching, stomach doing half flips and a rather impressive rollover routine that would have gotten at least a 9.5 even from the Russian judges. Instead, I forced myself to smile and swallow and remind myself the elbow length yellow rubber gloves grasping the handle of the standard issue plunger were all that stood between me and Pooageddon.

Suck it up, Fee. Big girl panties and adulting and all that.

“At what point,” I waved the dripping plunger, wincing as droplets of yuck flew, “did I think owning a bed and breakfast was going to be glamorous and romantic?”

Fiona Fleming hasn’t lived in Reading, Vermont in over a decade, her escape from small town living leading her to New York City and a life of adventure. An adventure that has left her with no career, an ex who cheated on her and zero plans for the future. Her grandmother’s death grants her a new chance—inheriting Petunia’s, Iris Fleming’s bed and breakfast, seems like the ideal fresh start. But when Fee finds out ownership of the property Iris willed her might be in question, she’s drawn into the seedy underbelly of the cutest town in America after being singled out as the main suspect in a murder.


  • Bed and Breakfast Murder

    By bjs70
    Really enjoyed this book. The story moved along quickly with lots of twists and turns. It really held my interest and I would like to read more books by this author.
  • Great Read!

    By It's all about music
    This book is a great read, just enough intrigue, just enough funny and definitely has a great ending. I would highly recommend for some light, entertaining reading!
  • B&b murder

    By awful good
    A good who dun it!! Enjoyed and kept the pages turning! Laraine
  • Good book

    By M. Outlaw
    Looking forward to the next one ! I had the mystery wrong from the start. I was thinking it was Ruth. Though she had some parts in it. Really good ! Enjoyed it immensely.
  • Bed and Breakfast

    By wonttakeless
    Ms Larsen has the ability to play with words that, at times, makes me feel like I need to rest before continuing my trek through the winding road. Not at all boring but delightfully verbose with an almost lilting melodic quality to it. Fiona’s series of fact-finding adventures start with anticipation for high drama, followed by discovery or confession by the person of interest, who then leads her to the next person of interest. The process repeats and the investigation keeps rolling. The final discovery is completely unexpected. Who would have guessed!
  • Bed breakfast and murder

    By Clean romancer
    Well written and fun to read. Lots of humor. Couldn’t put it down. Loved the pug.
  • Bed and Breakfast and Murder

    By Fee's B &B
    Love Petunia the 4th! You have her down perfectly! She is such fun! We have 2 Shih Tzu's one nearly 3 one nearly 5 plus a 10yr old Maltese poodle rescue! I always said my ShihTzus are Pugs with long hair that don't shed! Love our furbabies so much! Loved your book....Fiona needs to realize she is not immortal!! Enjoyed it very much!
  • Great funny read!

    By cant review no nicknamees left
    I loved this book. It was interesting and I just laughed out loud in many parts! Well written and fun to read!
  • Bed and Breakfast and Murder

    By readerdale
    I’ve not read any of the Patti Larsen’s previous work. Not into sci-fi or her other genres. So I read this without any preconceptions. This was so much fun to read I found myself laughing out loud! Fiona’s narration and thoughts about herself, the “case” and Petunia are so real and humorous. I look forward to Fi’s next adventure.
  • 1st of Fees journey

    By 2hrtsas1
    Good story , but don’t like to see cussing in the kinds of books